The first one pulls up social media analytics from Google and applies a few demographic filters.  He shows the other strategist raw traffic data on the Philea comet landing and it’s organic and viral trending stats.  He then shows the strategist trending data on Kim Kardashian’s ass, noting the number of additional commas in the latter’s impact score.

The second one turns to the first and says “We’ve got 2016 sewn up.”

See, it’s funny because it’s true.